A woman was driving around my neighborhood when I was about 5 or 6 years old. I was in a suburb of Portland OR playing outside in the front yard with my brother. My mom was around but eyes weren’t on me for a moment when the woman in the car rolled up to my street and beckoned me to come to her car. And of course I did! She rolled the window down and told me her dog was missing and she needed help finding it. She then asked me if I would get in the car and help her look? As I was thinking about it my large asian neighbor named Chad came running down his driveway yelling at the woman to “get the fuck out of here!!” and “what the hell do you think you are doing!” He grabs me and pulls me away from the car and the woman in the car speeds off. I was confused and scared and my mom was so freaked out (she came running when she heard commotion). She grounded me for like a week as a 5-6 year old.

Kidnapping is real folks!