Would have been hard not to reply

What if I just say "Fuck you goddamn pigs" and leave out the burning and slaughtering?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to rationally take that as a credible threat. I couldn't possibly be expressing a real desire to have sexual intercourse with all of you, whom I don't even know, and many of whom are of the wrong gender or sexual preference.

And, if I said "Fuck you goddamn pigs," and then you took "Fuck you goddamn pigs" as a personal threat, that would mean you were admitting that you are in fact goddamn pigs. Which would certainly be an unwarranted insult...to actual livestock pigs.

So I assume it will be OK for me to reply "Fuck you goddamn pigs," then? I'm eagerly awaiting your goddamn reply.

Fuck you goddamn pigs,

Wednerd