I'm still in the clear.
Lived California most of the pandemic, in one of the most dense areas of the country.
Traveled on planes out of state and back, ate out multiple times a week, didn't do silly rituals like washing my hands after going grocery shopping, never wore masks, never got the shot, never even cared about social distancing.
Never got covid.
Anyone else in the same boat as me?
Do not confuse drunkeness with brain damage, my friend. One is temporary and can eventually be overcome, the other makes you a liberal.
Nah, the real test goes like this:
"And that's how I got diphtheria."