Needed ASAP. Executive Fluffer. Duties include straightening all things crooked, tying shoes, and mopping drool. Assistant to the director of DAMMIT JOE PUT YOUR PANTS ON. Must react quickly and be able to lift #160lbs of deadweight.
No aversions to being groped and smelled often.
Has Jill left him? No one is straightening his tie. Are any staffers left?
In-house job posting:
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Needed ASAP. Executive Fluffer. Duties include straightening all things crooked, tying shoes, and mopping drool. Assistant to the director of DAMMIT JOE PUT YOUR PANTS ON. Must react quickly and be able to lift #160lbs of deadweight. No aversions to being groped and smelled often.