The sun has not turned as black as sacklotch, and though we've had red moons, they aren't anywhere near as red as blood.

I don't know if John really prophecied the future, or just found some good shrooms on Patmos.

But I don't need the Bible to tell me the world is circling the drain. A person with retinitis pigmentosa living under a bridge can see it.

I just wish it would hurry up. I'm done waiting. I'm ready for things to get worse so they can get better.