This. President Putin, if your assistants and interns are reading this,

1. Put the freak in a men's prison.

2. Once questioned why (because they will), just reply simply, "Because he was medically examined, and is a male." Then say nothing else. No snark, no nothing, not even in Cyrillic. Let the statement scientifically stand.

3. Request that your "colleagues" in the United States release the J6 prisoners first, then you will release the Thing to U.S. custody and not a moment before.

4. Add slight snark about totalitarian regimes and baseless imprisonments at your leisure. Remember, this is the same shit we used to pillory the Soviet Union and North Korea over doing..... now here is your chance to even the score!