LEL - Russia has ordered a DNA test on Griner to prove whether s/he's male or female.
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Someone somewhere theorized that Grimer was born a hermaphrodite with a micropenis and that the parents could not tell, so they raised him/her/it as female.
I don't believe it. Sounds like a cover story.
That dude ACTS like a dude.
He's been a dude all his life.
He likes guy things, like professional basketball, off-roading, and women.
On the other hand, it COULD be true. Or he could be a chimera. A natural one.
But it's unlikely.
I figure he's a dude with a grift.
I am guessing that they have already seen him/her/it naked in the Russian prison and even in the showers and locker rooms of the WNBA teams that he/she/it plays on. For that reason, I don't think Brittney is hanging dong like that other dude who swims for UPenn. That dude is definitely running a scam. He gets to shower and change with a bunch of fit women his age, make them all have to look at his dong, doesn't even pretend to like dudes, and he gets to annihilate them in competition. He literally just grew his hair out and gave himself a new name that is just a shortened version of his given name.