For those keeping track:

• Registered to vote as a male (assuming this is real).

• Barack accidentally called her "Michael" twice (and that's just the number of times he's been on video doing this...honestly, has anyone here ever called their spouse the wrong name, of the opposite gender???).

• Penis flopping around on the Ellen show.

• Penis flopping around in a video of her exiting a building.

• Penis clearly visible in multiple pictures.

• Joan Rivers.

• No titties.

• Long, muscular arms.

• Looks just like a guy named Michael Robinson, who Barack was photographed with back in the day. Same weird thing on the elbow, even.

• No pregnant pictures.

• Their daughters look way more like another couples' (I forget who they are, but yall prolly know who I mean).

I mean I know yall dont need convincing, I just wanted to see all the info stacked up.