aka: What happens when a 'comedian' gets caught with a sizzling fajita:

"I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."

"I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck"

"I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me."

"The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves"

Bill 'I'm still not Alex Jones' Hicks