328 () posted 2 years ago by rooftoptendie 2 years ago by rooftoptendie +329 / -1 26 comments share 26 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Socialist: some of you gonna need to share a chair.
Communist: in old soviet Russia, chair sit on YOU.
South American communist: tomar asciento (Ak-47 go brrrrrr)
Capitalist: hey Bobby, give me your allowance and I'll let you sit here.
Globalist: looks like nobody gets a chair... Except me and my friends.
Futurist: where we're going, we don't need chairs.
Survivalist: break those up into pieces, we need wood for a fire.
Religionist: leave one empty for Elijah...
Atheist: do you think a caring God would leave children without a place to sit?
Stressed baby sitter-ist: hey kids, time to play musical chairs.
Educationalist: alright Suzy, if Billy breaks his chair, how many chairs will we need?
Maoist: government power comes from the legs of a chair.
Horticulturist: turn them upside down and let's plant tomatoes on 'em
Shakespeareist: truly, thy lack of chairs could sour the coyest of grapes!
Matrix-ist: there are no chairs
Anthropogenic Global Warming-ist: do you know how many trees they had murder to make those chairs?