The Daily Mails version of "healthy" foods
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I was about to write this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, than I thought about all the other shit I've seen the last 2 years.
Its really hard to beat though! We are in Bizarro world, its fun yet depressing to watch.
For example, how great bugs taste!
Can't disagree that bacon is better than couscous. As for the rest, I'm surprised bugs weren't included in the study. I'm sure cricket flour would net 100 points. Ugh!
mmmmm bacon
Extra thick please. Apple wood smoked too.
I like thin and crispy. That kind that shatters when you bite into it. Pure gustatory delight.
I have heard it both ways.
It's like boobs. We love it because it's bacon.
Yup! Mmmmm bacon!
I'm sure it's just a little cowinkydink that the more processed and profitable it is, the "healthier" it is. Right?
Up is down these days!
Yes
Bacon is better than couscous
whatever the fuck couscous is
kek
Kidding.. i know what couscous is... its pillow stuffing... right?
Who the f eats couscous?
The only healthy thing on there is the bacon.
Milk, but it's that blue color so that means 2% milk fat. Full fat milk is awesome.
Ha, this is comical.
Pro tip: If your food remembers where it came from it's highly likely that it's "healthy". Shop the outside of the grocery store.