Miss piggy is so committed to her delusions of grandeur. At some point in time she has to come to the self-realization that it's all a lie, regardless of what her daddy whispered in her ear at night before he diddled her. That sickness is deep and structural, no amount of medication or electric shock therapy can fix that amount of stupid.

But we should not be so quick to say goodbye, the chaney's have much to answer for.