-Lib: Big lie. No proof. Media said so
-Me: 2000 Mules. Geolocation. Corroboration with government owned camera footage.
-Lib: big lie cell phones aren’t even that accurate
-Me: where’s you Uber eats driver right now?
-Lib:
-Me:
-Lib: (monkey pox now present on upper lip)
-Me:
-Lib: there are 67 genders you fucking racist Hitler bigot
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