Does anyone need a funny story to lighten your load? I need to share it because I’m still laughing (and crying from laughing!)

I have an automatic vaccum that runs every night at 2100. I was already in bed tonight cause I work early at 0530.

I woke up about two hours ago and thought damn, my husband just farted and had horrible beans for dinner, but then realized he was still on a job out of town so that left the cat to be the culprit.

But the cat wasn’t on the bed, nor in the bedroom, so I put on my slippers and opened the bedroom door…

Omg - it stunk to high Heaven of death and dekay and I’m wondering what the heck???

I go downstairs and my automatic vaccum is doing its thing and I’m gagging.

Apparently, not only does it have the ability to change its settings and run over flat floors to carpet, it can pick up a dead mouse and keep on going… spewing the wrath of decaying flesh all through the house 😫🤪🤷‍♀️

I ran back upstairs to get the barely legit bottle of air freshener and of course it was empty. I’m gagging from the smell trying to figure out how to get rid of it, so I opened windows and turned the ceiling fans to high, which of course then just recirculated the death stench even more before I could get out of the kill zone. So I then ran for the next best option which is my son’s pine scent cologne and ran through the house spraying it … now I still have the stench of dead mouse in my nose and the taste of Pine cologne in my mouth😂🤷‍♀️

Buyer beware- if you aren’t paying attention to your cat’s catch or your automatic vaccum, you could be me writing about it at midnight! 🤪😱