Hey kids! The IRS is looking for an Emerging Threats Specialist. You'll be working with the Small Business/Self Employed Office of Fraud Enforcement - Policy Operations, and from the sound of that job description, I think I've located the guy who researches how the landscape business owner paid for his car (thank you, Thomas Massie).

I wonder if this position comes with your owned armed agent or if you get to skip the middleman and get your own company issued firearm.