Fascinating analysis. Reddit, hmm. Not a good thing! Real research was going down, you say? Then people stopped digging, researching, and decoding, and got lazy, started posting sporadically—like, say, just every few months—focusing instead on just low effort whinging and complaining and snarky comments, you mean that sort of thing? This place would be better without those losers, wouldn't you agree?

Oops. I just looked at your post history. THAT'S YOU!

Ponder your existence for a week.

I've added notes on your account. Come back as a STAR researcher or meme lord or I'll make this vacation permanent.