He's a vegan. A surfer. And his tripod smells funny (Huh?). The man. The Legend. He is u/GoofyBeard—occasional Reddit user and crack NBC reporter who posted on r/QAnonCasualties saying that he's been tasked by NBC to write another "muh QAnon" hit piece. OK, GB! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
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His preferred pronouns are "asspussy" and "virgin".
Like no fucking joke, I read this... whatever this is and was instantly reminded of that straight mid 30s guy who ended up with monkey pox. Its VERY LIKELY GoofyBeard was the other straight guy who had some friendly and totally STRAIGHT anal sex with him. Lucky that GoofyBeard's STRAIGHT poodle was locked out of the room or they really woulda had some wild heterosexual bros just chillin times!
I've often wondered about that drink that DiCaprio gets from his bartender in Django. Maybe that deadly pineapple was designed similarly. A stark reminder for you kids at home - don't consume your drugs or alcohol rectally! Even if GoofyBeard messaged you and said it's ok and could you please accept his FaceTime call now!? 🤣
Dickfart is the best descriptor ever also!
In other actually more important news I replied to catsfive's stickied post and can't see my reply?!? Anyone know how dat happen? [This is literally more important than anything CockBeard will ever make believe is true and publish I strongly feel]