Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale
ATLANTA, GA. — While speaking at a public symposium on behalf of The Association of Donut Lovers, Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams claimed obesity was just numbers manufactured by her bathroom scale.
Not satire. Prophecy.
You're right. I think the Bee's mission has shifted from simply satire to actually putting out stories that are actually so crazy they might come true in the future.
They're going for Bee-ing the 'Comedy Prophets.'