229 Stacey Abrams claims Obesity is just numbers manufactured by a bathroom scale LOL (babylonbee.com) posted 2 years ago by T-Rex32 2 years ago by T-Rex32 +229 / -0 Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale ATLANTA, GA. — While speaking at a public symposium on behalf of The Association of Donut Lovers, Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams claimed obesity was just numbers manufactured by her bathroom scale. 43 comments share 43 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Not satire. Prophecy.
You're right. I think the Bee's mission has shifted from simply satire to actually putting out stories that are actually so crazy they might come true in the future.
They're going for Bee-ing the 'Comedy Prophets.'