Justin Trudeau will take the stand at inquiry into Freedom Convoy response
"...Although the preliminary list of approximately 60 witnesses prepared by commission counsel has yet to be made public, CTV News has learned that it includes eight cabinet ministers, including Trudeau...."
Inquiry: Hello, Mr. Trudeau. Let's begin
Trudeau: Racist.
Inquiry: Anyway. Why did you respond with such aggression?
Trudeau: Transgender rights equals human rights.
Inquiry: That doesn't answer my question but we'll move on. Why did you freeze bank accounts of single mothers who work at diners trying to survive?
Trudeau: Guns are homophobic and hunt gay people down on their own.
Inquiry: Are you having a stroke?
Trudeau: Canada is racist unless I'm in power. Trans rights are human rights.
Galileo! Galileo! Galileo figarooooo.