Elon closes the Twitter deal (just in time for mid-terms, mind you.)
Trump goes to SCOTUS for Emergency Ruling on MAL docs (Clarence Thomas oversees that district in FL, btw 😉).
Eugene Yu gets a ride to the slammer.
But nothing is happening, right? yawn
Enjoy the show. 🍿🍿🍿
Cloudy with a 100% chance of rope burn would be better.