PayPal Libtard Consultant: Obviously we don't want to put ourselves in the kind of hot water that the 'FundMe guys got into, but I think all of us and especially you as the Directors do understand that - and hear me out here - that they had a right idea and a bad rollout. We MUST have some means of dealing with this extremism and violent MAGA parents and activists and I think you can see MANY FIRMS DO NOW. The lawsuits are coming not to mention WE NEED TO HANG ON TO OUR POLITICAL CAPITAL.... how would we justify our internal policies to our friends in Washington when virtually everyone in SILICON has one, if we didn't? Look - this movement will be in the rear view mirror soon! People are returning to their senses. DeSantis is overtaking Trump now and the party IS MOVING ON from him. We should take a stance now - before some other Trucker Trump crisis - and the negative press and losses will be minimal and well worth the peace of mind before very long!"
CEO: "Well then! I guess its decided! Thank you, Trevor!"
::early next morning::
CEO: "Ok Leslie, this had bett-... No I haven't. Not since last even- ... Calm down, calm down... you sound like you've been cry-... Ok! I'M GOING TO MY LAPTOP NOW!... Christ, Leslie, I am trying to make sure my wife doesn't wake upppolyyy fucking SHIT! How can we lose 20 perce- ... oh my .. jes... you checked with.. ok... ho man oh man, oh man I'm fucking ruined, Les I could ... shitfuck there's something wrong this is subscriptions! ::blubbers:: SUBS CAN'T GO DOWN 20% in a few hours at night! I - ... WELL YES THEY SAID... I KNOW! BUT THE VO... OH JESU- YES YES LESLIE I'M GOING TO CALL MISTER MUSK NOW AND I WILL TELL HIM THAT YOU DIDN'T... OK AND THAT FROM YOU... OK! LES! I HAVE TO GO NOW!
CEO Wife: Bill?? Are you ok?
::gunshot sounds::
Kanye West: Bro, I LITERALLY just said this about hiring atheist consultants and I know you saw... I told you!
NEW YORK TIMES:MUSK - Twitter Fires Entire Staff, To Be Replaced With 'Entrepreneurial' Clergy
Heh ...thanks! I was watching Mike Lindell earlier talking about his new mystore.com platform and just thinking of something like this...
It's just get woke and go broke, over and over....
PayPal Libtard Consultant: Obviously we don't want to put ourselves in the kind of hot water that the 'FundMe guys got into, but I think all of us and especially you as the Directors do understand that - and hear me out here - that they had a right idea and a bad rollout. We MUST have some means of dealing with this extremism and violent MAGA parents and activists and I think you can see MANY FIRMS DO NOW. The lawsuits are coming not to mention WE NEED TO HANG ON TO OUR POLITICAL CAPITAL.... how would we justify our internal policies to our friends in Washington when virtually everyone in SILICON has one, if we didn't? Look - this movement will be in the rear view mirror soon! People are returning to their senses. DeSantis is overtaking Trump now and the party IS MOVING ON from him. We should take a stance now - before some other Trucker Trump crisis - and the negative press and losses will be minimal and well worth the peace of mind before very long!"
Libtard PayPal Director: "Here here!" loud applause
CEO: "Well then! I guess its decided! Thank you, Trevor!"
::early next morning::
CEO: "Ok Leslie, this had bett-... No I haven't. Not since last even- ... Calm down, calm down... you sound like you've been cry-... Ok! I'M GOING TO MY LAPTOP NOW!... Christ, Leslie, I am trying to make sure my wife doesn't wake upppolyyy fucking SHIT! How can we lose 20 perce- ... oh my .. jes... you checked with.. ok... ho man oh man, oh man I'm fucking ruined, Les I could ... shitfuck there's something wrong this is subscriptions! ::blubbers:: SUBS CAN'T GO DOWN 20% in a few hours at night! I - ... WELL YES THEY SAID... I KNOW! BUT THE VO... OH JESU- YES YES LESLIE I'M GOING TO CALL MISTER MUSK NOW AND I WILL TELL HIM THAT YOU DIDN'T... OK AND THAT FROM YOU... OK! LES! I HAVE TO GO NOW!
CEO Wife: Bill?? Are you ok?
::gunshot sounds::
Kanye West: Bro, I LITERALLY just said this about hiring atheist consultants and I know you saw... I told you!
NEW YORK TIMES: MUSK - Twitter Fires Entire Staff, To Be Replaced With 'Entrepreneurial' Clergy
Man we really are watching a movie.
...nice send up....
Heh ...thanks! I was watching Mike Lindell earlier talking about his new mystore.com platform and just thinking of something like this... It's just get woke and go broke, over and over....