DC Comics Cancels Homosexual Superman
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The picture sucks.
No wonder it's cancelled.
Now a FaggotMan parody with a giant F on his outfit could fly.
Man of steel, able to cut glory-holes in molybdenum toilet cubicles with his heat-vision.
If someone is falling to their death he will make a flower arrangement for them to land in.
If someone's car is careening into a fuel truck he will bake a giant quiche to cushion the fucken blow (pardon the pun) and save the day.
He would no doubt have a utility belt like Orgasmo's sidekick even though that is more Batman than Superman.
He would fly backwards like "Powdered Toast Man" of course because nothing says faggot like a buttpipe breaking the sound barrier as it approaches at Mach 2.
He loves his Mom.
It's like a New Zealand comedy.
It writes itself.
...go answer the phone...
...it is D.C. comics calling with a job offer....