Tuned out... We knew as kids
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Teacher: I have eyes in the back of my head, so no funny business.
Me: You're a liar!
Principle: Your son is coming home early today.
The Guinness Book of World Records never contacted me about being suspended on the first day of the first grade. I got jipped, bigly!
I challenged ideas from every teacher, including my Sunday School ones. But I was polite and sincere and was a high achiever so no one ever noticed I was a raging rebel just waiting for the right moment.
Me: does something stupid
Mom: Don't think i didn't see that!!! I have eyes in the back of my head!
Me: Where? Under your hair? I don't see them.
Mom: It was figure of speech!
Me: What's a figure of speech? Is that like a lie? Are you lying to me?
Mom: Get your smart ass into the pre-school!!!