I spend far too much time mulling over these horrendous couches, and now i have a place the vent all my frustrations. Thank you, rooftop

Our livingroom couch is ghastly. A horrible old monster that predates me living here. The last time i sat on it (many MANY moons ago) not one but TWO spiders came to say hello! Now no one sits on it. When my husband and i are in the livingroom (a rare occurrence) we're on stationary bikes. I hate that couch, its an insult to couches everywhere.

Sad to say, the other couch in the house is terrible too. It looks ok enough, but its uncomfortable and short and nothing can be done for it since nothing else would fit through the door frame of that room.

I must have terrible fortune with couches.