I realize I'm datefagging. But don't you feel this? You know that horrible feeling of waiting that we've all had for so long, how it just disappeared over the past few days after the Twitter sale? When does a bird sing? We know Trump won't be the one who posts that. That feeling. How on earth was the "My fellow Americans" speech ever going to see the light of day until now?

I just...man, I really hope tomorrow is the day.