Sorry, no one is buying this. This if just blatant police and political coverup of a very sordid, drug-fueled gay orgy that took a nasty turn, and it leaked out to the public. A few NPC dimwits might accept this coverup story, but the true story has gone viral, and we know.

What a made up bunch of shit. And someone will believe this!

Authorities said DePape smashed a glass door in the back of the home with a hammer, went to the upstairs bedroom and told a surprised Paul Pelosi to wake up.

Where was security? You KNOW they have security guards, no way this could ever happen.

After DePape confronted Paul Pelosi in his bedroom, Pelosi tried to make it to an elevator in the home to reach a phone, but DePape blocked his way, Jenkins said. In a nightshirt, Pelosi then told the assailant he had to use the restroom, allowing him to get to his cellphone and call 911, according to authorities.

Stops him from getting to a phone but allows him to potty unsupervised resulting in him using the phone??? In the age of tiny mobile phones that can be anywhere at anytime? Yeah fucking right.

She said police body camera footage “shows the attack itself.” Police later found a second hammer, along with rope, tape and a diary in DePape’s backpack.

Oh a diary? How convienient. I'm sure we'll be hearing all about the pages in this so called diary later in the future. I'm sure it will be used to damn an entire group of people on the right, just like J6.

“We have nothing to suggest that these two men knew each other prior to this incident,” a statement contradicting vulgar unsupported suggestions on social media.

Vulgar unsupported suggestions on social media? Oh you must mean the actual recording from that night where they ACTUALLY SAYS HIS NAME AND SAYS HE'S A FRIEND. That's where people got it from, they didn't make it up. Regardless of what it meant, but go ahead and call people vulgar for pointing it out.

DePape told investigators he didn’t leave even though he knew Paul Pelosi had called 911 because “much like the American founding fathers with the British, he was fighting against tyranny without the option of surrender,” the affidavit said.

Lol lets drag the founding fathers into it now, because of course left america hates them and right america respects them, we all see this tacky narrative they are trying to paint. This is the cheesiest story I've ever heard. I know the left can't meme, but they really can't write a believable narrative either.

The attack was an unsettling echo of the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, when rioters trying to overturn Joe Biden’s election defeat of Donald Trump stormed the halls eerily calling “Where’s Nancy?” Some carried zip ties.

And there it is, surprised it took them even this long to mention J6.

Elon Musk over the weekend tweeted, then deleted, a fringe website’s conspiracy theories to his millions of followers, as his purchase of Twitter has raised concerns that the social media platform would no longer seek to limit misinformation and hate speech. Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., was among those making light of the attack on Paul Pelosi, tweeting crude jokes about it.

Of course never miss an opportunity to drag Trump into absolutely any news whatsoever, and now their new favorite bad-guy, Elon Musk.

The beating of the speaker’s husband follows other attacks and threats. This summer, a man carrying a gun, a knife and zip ties was arrested near Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s house in Maryland after threatening to kill him. In 2017, Republican Rep. Steve Scalise was seriously injured when a Bernie Sanders supporter opened fire on Republicans at a congressional baseball game practice.

The very last paragraph of the article, they drop this, knowing no one reads the whole thing, but they stuck it at the end so that when you tell them they are bias they'll point to this. They should have opened with it if they were truly genuine about it.

Jussie syndrome by proxy

who made the phone call to the police, play the tape! Who opened the door to let the police in?

"break her kneecaps" does this freak look like someone that even thinks or talks this way...GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!

"I wanted to apply the Ball-pein hammer to her patellas as a gross physical salute to everything that is right and true in the national character!" - De Pipe smoker.