I'm pretty sure the reason the machines aren't working is because they can't connect to the server...
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?
But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"
Yeah...
Some more questions:
- Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
- Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
- Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
- Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
- Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
- Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
- Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
- Can we even call this an election?
- Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
- Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
- Where's the lamb sauce?
Rigged for Red?
If we aren't careful, they could use today's events as an excuse to do away with paper ballots and turn only to machines.
The argument can be made either way. They have nothing to lose by intentionally shutting down the machines -- so long as they play the spin right.
Remember when the only way to make a hanging chad was to put five or more ballots in the punch voting machine.