Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?

But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"

Yeah...

Some more questions:

• Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
• Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
• Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
• Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
• Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
• Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
• Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
• Can we even call this an election?
• Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
• Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
• Where's the lamb sauce?

Rigged for Red?