I'm pretty sure the reason the machines aren't working is because they can't connect to the server...
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?
But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"
Yeah...
Some more questions:
- Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
- Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
- Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
- Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
- Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
- Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
- Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
- Can we even call this an election?
- Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
- Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
- Where's the lamb sauce?
Rigged for Red?
Karnevil 9. Part 3. Death to Dominion et al.