One day in, let's do a State by State rundown.
AUDIT THEM ALL!
Alabama
- Alabama has a lot of gerrymandering, with the only CD to be won by less than a 30-point margin being the seemingly "designated Democrat" district. However, results came in fairly quickly, and by today, all counties are reporting at least 90% in, with the vast majority having reported all votes. However, all of the MAGA candidates seem to be winning. Kay Ivey and Katie Britt won easily in this deep red state. Audit not required, but definitely a less gerrymandered map.
Alaska
- The sheer remoteness and size of the single-district state make it impossible to have all of the results within a day. Low infrastructure also doesn't help in that regard. Looks like a runoff between Tshibaka and Murkowski. The vote splitting in the House race pushes Peltola to victory, though a runoff will likely occur. Alaska needs a better method of electing congressional candidates or just split the Republican party there into two.
Arizona
- Total s-show everywhere. Tabulators broken, machines broken, printers broken, counting stopped last night after less than 2% in-person was counted and all mail-in and dead people were counted, presumably to make Kari Lake concede early (as if!) Very little results today. Heavily gerrymandered as well. Total fraud, needs comprehensive audit and overhaul of the election systems.
Arkansas
- SHS won bigly!!! But she was called wayyyy to early. A lot of counties are not reporting in more than 50% according to Fox News, but supposedly 98% of the vote has been counted. Who knows what that means. But if counties aren't reporting en masse by the next morning there is a major problem. Audit should occur, to make sure that results weren't tampered.
California
- Enormously problematic. Gerrymandering, democrat machines in every city, elections called with 0% in. This will never happen, but deep audits need to take place everywhere and the entire system overhauled. California is 60% blue but sends a 75% blue delegation to DC.
Colorado
- There were problems in 2020 about ballot trails and obstruction by the SOS. Boebert is being cheated by the tiniest of margins. Gerrymandering, Dominion machines, mail-in voting, etc make this state a must-audit. Ganahl should have won by a good margin.
Connecticut
- Closer than expected. Badly gerrymandered so that only one district is really competitive at all, this tiny state still saw a red wave big enough to Jahana Hayes a run for their money. Definitely audit this state.
Delaware
- Biden's home state was about as sleepy as Joe himself, with the incumbent Democrat seeing a closer margin than usual but still comfortable. Audit the frick out of this state, though. It's deep blue and God only knows what they've been up to.
Florida
- As of right now all counties are reporting 100% in. Florida is now solid red, almost 60% for DeSantis and Rubio ain't far behind. Not much gerrymandering going on, Florida is looking good. Audit to prove the win!
Georgia
- Hoo boy is this bad. A RINO beat a Fatso, Walker got cheated big time (though they are stalling releasing votes because they can't admit that he won). However, every county is reporting 100% in. Certain runoff, but the CD's aren't too gerrymandered. AUDIT!
Hawaii
- Hawaii stayed very, very blue. Only 87% in so far, do islands affect election results? Audit!
Idaho
- I think Idaho is pretty clean, so let's prove it with an AUDIT!
Illinois
- The shenanigans never end here. IL17 still hasn't been called despite the Dem being WAY ahead. Winnebago Cty is reporting 101% in via Fox News. Eight counties have yet to report anything at all! Cook Cty 98% in. Illinois would be solid red if it weren't for the Chicago machine gerrymandering the rest of the state. IL15 is vomit-inducing. AUDIT! AUDIT! AUDIT!
Indiana
- Ah, nice clean CD borders. Delaware County hasn't reported a THING yet, and a couple dozen counties are still very tiny amounts in or just early voting. It does look like Fort Wayne is going to be voting red this year. Audit!
Iowa
- Des Moines County (which is actually nowhere near Des Moines itself) is only reporting early voting. Otherwise the state seems clean. Nunn flipped IA 3 so the entire delegation to Congress is Republican. Audit?
Kansas
- Trust Kansas? Not to draw fair districting! I still can't fathom how a Democrat is elected to governor in such a rural state as Kansas. Audit!
Kentucky
- Good old fried chicken wing with only 3 blue counties. KY01 is really the only gerrymandered district, but I'd say that an audit would be good nonetheless.
Louisiana
- Kennedy delivered a powerful smackdown thanks to a packed ticket. Last night totals were slow to come in. LA 02 should be illegal since it cuts LA 01 in half where it shouldn't have to be cut in half. Fix the gerrymandering and audit!
Maine
- Sure ain't looking good here. My grandparents basically ran Maine's conservative politics via the Christian Coalition of Maine for 20 years in the 80s and 90s, stalling the Gay Rights and Abortion bills. I can't fathom how horrible it is now with basically no strong leadership (hearing this from former CCME officials up there. ME 02 is looking tough right now. Audit Maine!
Maryland
- Gerrymandering is seriously toned down from previously, and it looks like Parrott will win MD 06. Its interesting how all the counties are 100% in but Fox says that only 73% has been counted so far in MD 06. Audit the Maryland Swamp!
Massachusetts
- Of course, a tiny, densely-populated state somehow can't get all of the votes within 24 hours! A number of counties are reporting less than 90% in. I also can't believe that Massachusetts is so amazingly gerrymandered that at least 800,000 people don't have any representation at all. Audit!
Michigan
- Such a horrible person Whitmer is. mielections.us showed Tudor Dixon well ahead of Whitmer until around 2:30 PM, when all of a sudden she and Whitmer switched places to line up with AP reporting. Third party candidates also saw strange number shifts. That's definitely not suspicious! MI 10 is represented by a Republican now! I also think its interesting that Whitmer was reelected by a wider margin than her last election after mandates, lockdowns, and tyranny. AUDIT!
Minnesota
- Entirely unsurprising election fraud. Walz somehow won an election after running Minnesota into the ground. Generally, however, Minnesota finished up counting pretty early (though Hennepin just got done). Audit!
Mississippi
- Just House elections, but, predictably, the "designated Democrat" district has yet to count 9% of its vote after a whole day. Audit!
Missouri
- Oorah! MO-4 and MO-7 both go to Republicans, keeping those seats safe. Schmitt wins the Senate race quite handily. No problems getting votes counted, unlike its southern neighbor, Arkansas. However, audit to confirm these results!
Montana
- Little activity in the Big Sky Country. Rosendale wins so massively in MT-2 than the runner-up is an independent. Zinke is ahead of Tranel in MT-1 but with only 86% counted so far who knows if cheating will play a factor. Audit!
Nebraska
- What in tarnation is going on in Nebraska? 24 hours in and only a dozen counties or so have fully counted their ballots. Only two counties have democrats in the lead. However, those two still have about 14% to come in so things should change and Nebraska could join Oklahoma as an all-red state! Audit!
Nevada
- They are scared to admit it, but its looking very likely that Jacky Rosen will be all alone as she goes to Congress next year. Races are very close in the three southern districts, Laxalt is ahead in the Senate race, and Lombardo looks safely ahead as well. It's coming together so that Lombardo and his new administration can AUDIT Nevada and maybe get rid of that pesky and destructive gambling industry!
New Hampshire
- In a tired repeat of many states, New Hampshire votes a Republican for Governor and a Democrat for Senate. New Hampshire is nicely gerrymandered to prevent Republicans from getting either seat unless through holy intervention. Can we get an AUDIT!
New Joisey
- Tom Kean Jr knocked Malinkowski out of the game with a DECISIVE victory in NJ-07. A heavily gerrymandered state, New Joisey is rank with fraud and corruption and has the worst airport in the US too! Audit NJ and raze Newark-Liberty Airport while yer at it!
New Mexico
- New Mexico is staying bluer than ever, with Gabriel Vasquez looking likely to beat Yvette Herrell in her own district. Of course, just under half of New Mexico voters are going to be disenfranchised by the Albuquerque-Santa Fe machine, and its looking likely that New Mexico will send an all-blue team to DC. Quite unfortunate, be we must AUDIT NM!
New York
- Audit. Just freaking audit. We know Hochul could not have won, being a stand in for Andrew "Butcher" Cuomo. Luckily, the districts are not too gerrymandered, so we picked up 6 seats, some of which were pretty stinkin easy. Audit!
North Carolina
- I have friends that live in this state. Boy oh boy they have been going nuts with how far Red it went. The machines must have really underestimated because all of the cheating they had couldn't prevent Budd from winning and Republicans picking up another House seat. Gerrymandering is far better now after redistricting. Audit to confirm these wins!
North Dakota
- Off-year election cycle, pretty boring race. Audit to confirm!
Ohio
- As we roll through my state (and also Ashlanddog's! winks), We see Ohio moving into the Solid Red category. Due to redistricting, OH-1 flipped to blue, but its ok because JD Vance, Jim Jordan, and numerous other MAGA candidates won bigly! DeWine only lost 3 counties out of 88! Audit to confirm these WINS!
Oklahoma
- This place isn't even a contest lmfao. Of note is that both Dem Senate Candidates were named Horn. Two horns of Satan? Audit anyway, maybe our complacency on this state has made things not OK!
Oregon
- This state still hasn't declared a gubernatorial winner yet, and has yet to call half of its districts. Furthermore, many counties haven't released their totals. Audit!
Pennsylvania
- Well the Keystone State is the Keystone for the Democrats this year. They had to install Fetterman and Shapiro. Shapiro is bad, and Fetterman is worse, but I can't imagine Dr Oz winning would have been much more endearing. Fetterman has all the charm and vigor of a seasick crocodile, so audit this Grinch of a state!
Rhode Island
- Vote blue, no matter who, seems to be the mantra of this state. Or is it? AUDIT!
South Carolina
- Another example of most counties not showing full counts after 24 hours. Come on, man! At least we took SC-7. Gerrymandering.... AUDIT!
South Dakota
- Noem! heart emojis She won bigly, and so did Thune and Johnson. Audit to confirm!
Tennessee
- Its getting late and I'm getting tired, but Tennessee sure isn't getting tired of winning. Gerrymandering is a problem, so audit and redistrict!
Texas
- Haha Beta Male O'Rourke got smacked down for the third time! Can we call him a perennial candidate? We took TX 15! Audit to confirm that Beto is Beta!
Utah
- Even CIA sellout McMullin had to give up after Lee smashed him up! Votes are trickling in, audit this state!
Vermont
- Bernie, Bernie. Senate? Solid Blue. House? Solid Blue. Governor? Solid fricking Red. I don't understand, so AUDIT!
Virginia
- Gerrymandered, Kiggans wins VA-2! Audit!
Washington
- Not a single county has published its totals yet. Most of them only have the early-votes. Not looking good, unfortunately. AUDIT!!!
West Virginia
- Simple state, simple elections. AUDIT to confirm!
Wisconsin
- Shoulda gone Red. Coulda gone Red. Didn't. AUDIT!
Wyoming
- Wyoming might just have all of its counties reelecting Gordon for Governor. Hageman was a walk in the park. For old-times' sake, audit Wyoming and find Liz Cheney a job already!
AUDIT ALL FIFTY!
West Virginia is not all that simple. They’ve been fixing elections for over a century. True story. My great aunt told us about how the politicians would go to the bank and withdraw a bunch of $1 bills, then run down to where people were voting and hand them out, asking that the person vote for them. They were so blatant about it it was ridiculous. And mind you, this was years and years ago.
Forgot to say my aunt worked at the bank.