I often come up with ideas, thoughts, inventions, etc., when I'm half awake (or is it half asleep?) This morning I woke up thinking that the Chuck Berry song "Johnny B. Goode" could be written to be a "Trump song". Here it is:
Deep down in New York state you could've barely seen . Way back among the suburbs in the evergreens . There stood a mansion that was not a dump . Where lived a city boy named Donald J Trump . Who never ever learned to be polite, oh well . But he could razz the Dems just like ringing a bell
[Chorus] Go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Donald J. Trump
[Verse 2] He used to hoist his ego right up on his back . While building skyscrapers near the railroad track . Oh, the workers would see him sitting in the shade . Wishing that they had all the millions he made . People passing by they would stop and say . Oh my, that city man surely gets his pay
[Chorus] Go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Go Donny go, go Donald J. Trump
[Verse 3 His mother said "you're not mean and you're quite o.k. . Some day you'll be the leader of the U.S.A. . Many people coming from miles around . To hear your speeches when the sun go down . Maybe someday your name will be in lights . Saying 'Donald J. Trump Tonight'"
[Chorus] Go, go Go Donny go Go go go, Donny go Oh go go, Donny go Oh go go, Donny go Go, Donald J. Trump
I would post it to twitter, but the character limit would mean multiple posts, and since I'm confined to replying to other tweets to get any eyes on, I don't think that would work. It would be fun to see the leftists comment to it.