Big Mike is pretty stressed that people generally know he's a big gross tranny, and has been taking a shit ton of estrogen and hasn't been working out to try get rid of the big linebacker shoulders and man-frame.

The weight gain is a side effect of the estrogen.

Mike balls, if prepared like Rocky Mountain Oysters, could feed a third world country. Come to think of it, some third world children probably have already had Mike balls in their mouth. Not by choice, of course

All the estrogen in the world can’t combat middle aged cortisol build up- especially in males…

The jeans she's wearing are so big that they have their own ballroom.

They try to pass that off as a woman...

And obummer is looking weedier and gaunt at the same time.