If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass everytime he hopped ,, is the exact way my favorite brother said it ,, it always stuck with me but I’ve never heard it since ,,, so funny ,, glad you had a great granny ,, I love older people ,, such wisdom !
"What if" is a shovel. Some find only dirt. Others find treasure. Others still find lost history.
Never discount the tool capable of much.
Just don't dig your hole so deep you cant get out !
Well, morpheus would be sad.
What if….a frog had wings…it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops.
Omg I first heard this 40 years ago , my brother saidg it to me. I’ve said it a few times over the years , but never heard anyone else ever say it,
Granny was a hoot…one of my favorites.
If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass everytime he hopped ,, is the exact way my favorite brother said it ,, it always stuck with me but I’ve never heard it since ,,, so funny ,, glad you had a great granny ,, I love older people ,, such wisdom !
What if I drink another Four Loko? 🥴
You will become Eight Loko.
And unstoppable force whose only weakness is pre-diabetes!
And get a Trophy regardless
My favorite What if
What if Gramma had balls... She'd be Grandpa.
If my grandma had wheels she would be a bike. That one cracks me up, reference is a morning show with an italian-british chef.