My normie AF friend's response to people dying suddenly was this exact quote
🧠 These people are stupid!
Me: "People are dropping dead all over the world. Crazy right?"
Him: "Must be all those micro plastics"
Me: "It started in late 2020"
Him: "Yea definitely plastics"
Me: "No relation to the jabs?"
Him: "I don't see the connection"
Me: (Thinking to myself) "Why am I friends with this retard"
At least he's not mocking or patronizing.