"Wearing a face mask is required in this building, regardless of vaccination status".
Fine. Do what I've always done in such situations. Wear a face mask on your elbow or strapped to your leg. In accordance with the written policy, you're wearing a face mask. The policy doesn't say anything about it being on your face. :>)
If someone really gets insistent, then wear a face mask on top of your head... and tell them you "self-identify as a dolphin". If they tell you to wear the face mask over your nose and mouth... tell them that would be stupid. "I have to cover my blow hole. We don't breath through our nose or mouth."
If the policy becomes a constant frustrating argument for them, then eventually they will change the mask policy.
"Wearing a face mask is required in this building, regardless of vaccination status".
Fine. Do what I've always done in such situations. Wear a face mask on your elbow or strapped to your leg. In accordance with the written policy, you're wearing a face mask. The policy doesn't say anything about it being on your face. :>)
If someone really gets insistent, then wear a face mask on top of your head... and tell them you "self-identify as a dolphin". If they tell you to wear the face mask over your nose and mouth... tell them that would be stupid. "I have to cover my blow hole. We don't breath through our nose or mouth."
If the policy becomes a constant frustrating argument for them, then eventually they will change the mask policy.
I like your mindset! Make them eat their own shit