I've made jokes about Mikey being upset about not being one of those Rothschilds and not having access to all those billions (trillions?) of dollars. Warms my heart to see him projecting that here.

Then again, if he isn't one of those Rothschilds, it makes me wonder if he's been greasing on that name for years, pretending to be one of them and using it as a door-opener. Lots of con-men pretend to be related to royals, etc in order to fleece other people.

(I'm very good at making up stuff. Guess I missed my calling in life. I should have been a "journalist" like this guy!)