Maybe we should consider this. Of course we would want to negotiate a bit to see if we can get a better rate. Anyone who took the payout would have to shut the hell up about this subject forever. They would also be barred from government assistance programs. This might not be such a bad investment if we get the contract right.

This kind of money would be more than enough for someone to relocate to a motherland, or wherever they might want to go to get away from this horrible country we've created.