The establishment has definitely created a hybrid animal. It's not unlike the real life Liger, which I always thought was just a mystical animal known for it's magical powers, according to Napolean Dynamite. I just figured it was "pretty much his favorite animal."

But alas, hybrid animals are in fact real.

Being that we have a one party rule, known as the uni-party, or deep state, or whatever, I think we need a whole new animal. One to rule them all.

It's got a devil's face, to represent the communist democratic party.

It has a donkey's ass, because there are only commies and assholes on the left.

It has an elephant trunk, used to suck up cash from any place it visits.

It has a RINO horn that is thick like a real rhino, but it is longer, has a spiral form to it, and is in rainbow colors. The importance of the unicorn is to represent the uni-party, wokeness, and maximum "make believe."

Our government wants us to believe we have a two party system of Dems vs Reps, but we all know the truth.

It's US vs Them.

And the animal described above is the only animal found in all of DC.