So I just came across this and had to see for myself. I went right to the "about us" to look for the satire confirmation ; I did not see that. The more time I spent on here, there more horrified I became.
I would hazard to say this is 100% real.
If I'm reading it right, in the "end time" write ups, they basically do assisted suicide so you can then "donate" yourself.
"One body can feed up to 40 people"
For one meal, I suppose; HOWEVER Rosie O'Donnell can feed 100 people at one meal, and have leftovers for midnight snacks. Whoopie Goldberg is too toxic to eat under any conditions, so is Joy Behar. Lizzo could feed 200 at a meal. But I call dibs on Scarlett Johansson...she's MINE, with fava beans and a nice chianti.