I'm so sick of these mentally deranged men mocking and belittling real women and our natural biology like it's some cute fashion statement. We have periods because we are fertile creatures that can create and sustain life within us. That's what periods, and more specifically our monthly cycles are for. Giving yourself a tomato popsicle up your a-hole doesn't make you capable of pregnancy. It just looks like you're trying to simulate what several giant popped hemorrhoids would feel like.