33 NFL introduces NEW EMERGENCY RULES: 'Touching with two hands' now qualifies as a tackle, 'no play should exceed ten yards', etc. 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 2 years ago by ProudOfAmerica 2 years ago by ProudOfAmerica +33 / -0 Players lives are at stake. What other modifications could limit cardio-exertion? 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
There are rumors they will be merging with the Powder Puff Football League to increase viewership. New uniforms will be belly shirts and booty shorts.
...and to avoid #MeToo complaints, no aggressive contact of any kind.