DEVELOPING: AG Merrick Garland to Make Statement at 1:15 PM ET After Another Batch of Classified Documents Found at Biden's Home
US Attorney General Merrick Garland will release a statement Thursday at 1:15 ET after more classified documents were discovered at Bidenโs Delaware home. On Monday it was revealed top secret intelligence documents related to Ukraine, UK and Iran were foun...
Here's the statement: "We are gonna do some investigation, but it will yield nothing because I am a cuck, and I like to watch Michael Oboner fuck my wife while I wait my turn to be pegged, Hail Hitler!"