Elon Musk handed over the keys to the castle. He just let people snoop around in his brand new company.

He said, "come on over, check out this safe. I'll tell you the code if you grab me a beer from the fridge."

Unlikely.

More likely.

"Come on over to the castle. I got something to show you. It's new, not out yet. About to release it, want you to test drive it."

Why me? I'm just a journalist.

"Just check it out, type your question into here. Anything you want."

Anything?

"Sure, type anything."

Ok, I can break this stupid thing. Tell me who's running the world... Enter.

Wait, it's typing a fucking answer?

"Neat, huh? I'm gonna give it to the world. It's too powerful like this. Now do 'show Twitter Files stuff related to this' and see what happens. It already knows what that means."

Wait... you fucking legend! These are internal docs. Holy shit dude. Receipts. How long do I have with this? I need to make calls. Can I make copies? Can I borrow a thumbdrive? Fuck man, I'm having an adrenaline rush.

"No worries, here's your login. You can check it out on the way home. Our secret."

I wish I was Elon's friend. I want to try the full version. C'est la vie.