280 Hi, everyone, this is Chris, John's nephew. I have the unfortunate job of informing you... (media.patriots.win) posted 1 year ago by catsfive 1 year ago by catsfive +281 / -1 40 comments download share 40 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
3/15/2024:
"Hi, everyone. It's Chris again. John's body has apparently risen from the grave and is aimlessly wandering around. Living blood clots have animated the corpse, and made it mobile. Has anyone seen him? Reward offered for info."
Just apply some topical cream.
Like any good “living-challenged” person, he’s off voting for democrats. Go check a polling station.
Freaks me out but also makes my tinfoil hat get a little hotter! Sounds like a great movie.
"I am Legend" comes to mind.