NIGHT CREW: OK, let's talk Big Pharma "get laid on a date" strategies! Any bros wanna share your best date closing lines? Are you going with "I save people for a living," or does "SHH, DON'T TELL, BUT I'VE LITERALLY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?" What strategy works with ze ladies these days??
(media.greatawakening.win)
PHARMA CRIME SCENE
I usually tell them that I'm one of the 666 sorcerers who participated in the life extension ritual to keep George Soros alive. We're slowly drained of our essence, but the Lich King lives on. I explain we can re-charge some (not all) of our life essence (and therefore prolong our suffering while extending Soros's life) by having wild one night stands with the ladies.
Works every time.
"sex with a pureblood cures Vax injury" also works.