How did that happen? This video doesn't show that.

I'm getting weird vibes from this video, dudes. Things just aren't adding up. There's been plenty of time for Hollywood to piece together something. My trust has never been lower, so I'm gonna hold off on drawing any conclusions until the autism specialists go in with their scalpels.

Did they fluff up a bunch of rumors and make it look a ton sketchier a few months ago so when this came out it would seem puffed up and therefore misdirect from the gay lover stuff?

I mean, the ?automatic? door opening is a weird one as well...

All this smells fishy -- probably like that hammer...