Space Burials Are On The Rise
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You could just get one of those giant slingshots from ACME like the one Wile E. Coyote uses.
There's lots of funny one-liners that poke fun of this idea. Other lines might be:
"To the Moon with you, Alice"
"Fly me to the moon, Frank Sinatra"
"Moon cheese, Eat me."
"Lost in Space, but still here"
"Wearing a Wood overcoat, but still cold"
"Sarcophagus1 calling Houston"
"When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie"
Dean Martin? Is that you?
Yes, "That's Amore".
Well it’s certainly an interesting solution to the problem of declining burial plots. Kind of shocked it’s cheaper then normal burial. But I suppose each rocket is likely carrying quite a few sets of ashes. So the cost is distributed
It’s not just cremated ashes being sent up into orbit, but burial caskets too. The most popular funeral boxes bear phrases such as “Let’s Go Brandon”, “Major Tom I’m with You”, and the “Vikings Win the Super Bowl”. The last one is apparently for some distant future generation. 😊😊😊