Lol, if I were evil, I'd help produce a translation of a translation that changed the original context, make it flowery, rhyme and easy to remember wrongly. I'd push people to argue for it with vitriol while demonizing any originalist. Later, I'd rinse and repeat with an even newer and simpler version so that all the factions are supporting flawed versions and they all expend their energy warring with each other while ignoring the original language completely. And it must all be extremely emotional and full of hate and loathing.