Weather balloon! Civilian airship? At freezing temps 40-60 thousand miles above where planes fly? Lies and misinformation
Chinese balloon flying over US 'intentional,' not weather craft that blew off course, US official says Senior US official says it was 'bold' of Chinese government to fly spy balloon over US territory!
U.S. officials on Friday disputed claims from the People's Republic of China that a Chinese surveillance balloon detected over the northern United States was a "civilian airship" that had blown off course.
Fuckin' thing is overhead as of 3:50pm central. I ain't cool with this at all.
If they're scanning me all they're getting is hairy midget porn. If they're going to emp me then they will ruin some hard to find adult entertainment.