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posted ago by BetterNameUnfound ago by BetterNameUnfound +26 / -0

I wasn't sure if I could save HTML files to Catbox, so I compressed it into a ZIP.

Here's the file. He really liked to spell out "laughing out loud" for some reason, and uses the word "bickle" as an insult.

Some of my favorite lines from it:

Historically, the stock market in the US was looked upon as a gambling syndicate in the 20s and 30's...only later was it legitimized by allowing a select number of winners!

On the lottery, AKA the tax on the stupid and poor:

My favorite SYSTEM involves LOTTERIES.

In the US there was a HUGE drawing a few drops back....something close to 600 million fiats to be given to the lucky "winner".

Firstly, the lotteries generally award around 50% in prizes, so they already collected 1.2 billion fiats!

600 million on one drawing collected, freely given from most who could scarcely afford to pay! The true MEEK!

Laughing out Loud!

From the "winner" to "collect" they must forfeit about 40% (perhaps more) to actually receive the payment in a lump sum rather than spread over 25 annual payments.

another 50% or so will depart in taxes and associated fees! And joss help the "winner" who hires the expertise of solicitors and accountants to "manage" the "winners" "money".

So, from the 1.2 BILLION collected, the winner MAY see 100 million! Still not a bad haul, you say!

Then the buzzards descend!

Now look at the OPERATION of the SYSTEM!

The LOTTERY COMMISSION controls the points of sale, the computers, the software, and in many cases! is ASKED by the player to pick the number RANDOMLY for the player!

At the time of the drawing, the LOTTERY COMMISSION thus KNOWS, via the software, EVERY combination of numbers "picked" and, in up to 50% of the cases has also been ASKED to pick the number for the "player"!

The LOTTERY COMMISSION, thus, has PERFECT KNOWLEDGE of EVERY BET MADE, where the bet was made, the time, date amount of wager and anything else worth KNOWING!

THEN, BEST OF ALL, THE SAME LOTTERY COMMISSION FRAWS THE WINNING BALLS!

ALL THE POWER AND KNOWLEDGE RESIDES ON ONE SIDE OF THE WAGER!

The other side has NO POWER, NO KNOWLEDGE, and, statistically NO CHANCE!

THE "PLAYER" further, has no STRATEGY, no GAME, no HOPE of WINNING!

It is the identical scenario in the stock market, the bond market, FOREX, commodities, futures, CDS's, and everything else. At ANY GIVEN TIME, someone...not YOU knows what trans-actional event will maximize profits for...wait for it...

NOT YOU!

Unless you are we!!

Laughing out Loud!

It is endlessly AMUSING to watch the "winners" preen and offer advice on their "strategies"!

CLUE: You have no strategy and, as in gambling, the house will ALWAYS WIN!

What is your remedy? Don't play OR create your own casino/system!

GET IT??

All typos are in the original.

Thoughts on whether this guy was genuine? This AMA reminds me of that whole John Titor thing, which inspired a wonderful anime called Steins;Gate that you all need to watch.